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 Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:27 am
Granted, but you get caught in the backblast during a particularly messy incident where you killed your school principal.
I wish I could breakdance.
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 10:59 am
Granted, but some "Gangstas" got jealous (again) and killed you, as well as robbed you for ya's two bucks.
I wish I have quality Glow Sticks.
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 5:59 pm
Granted, but they are poisonous by the touch and then you were poisoned.. I wish I could see my boyfriend now.. crying
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:56 am
Granted, but he's on his deathbed.
I wish I could make anything I think of real.
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:49 am
Granted, but you think of Godzilla and now the whole world is in peril!
I wish I wasn't so lazy.
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:58 pm
Granted, but now you have no legs.
I wish I had the Marauder's Map.
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:22 pm
Granted, but J.K. Rowling found out and got angry that you had it instead of her and she sent her thugs to beat you up and steal the map.
I wish I had clones of myself.
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:59 am
Granted but they're retarded, annoying, downright lazy, and can't die.
I wish I could have some KFC.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:31 pm
Granted, you are handed a plate of Kittens Freshly Chopped.
I wish I had telepathy.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:22 pm
wish granted, but you hear that everyone hates you and you get depressed and finaly commit sui'y'...-.- gosh you overreacted..
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 4:53 pm
Ummmm was there even a wish in there?
I wish the person below me would receive several 'Boots to the Head'
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:29 pm
Granted, but they were very small and made of cloth. Sorry.
I wish that my mother would be permanently free of aches and pains.
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:04 pm
YAY! Now she hurts and have many discomforts, you asked.
I wish I could have more peanuts.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:16 pm
Granted. Charlie, Snoopy, Lucy, Linus and Woodstock move into your house. UGGGG!!!!
I wish I was a merman.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:42 pm
Granted, but while you're swimming in the ocean, you are caught in a trawl and discovered by a group of fishermen and put in a freak show where you don't get anything decent to eat and have to spend your time next to an insanely large woman.
I wish I had alchemic powers.
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