The "You Are Banned" Game

[Garynook]

You're banned because we all wish we could physically hug those with whom we speak through zeh internetz.  

[SixxFixx]

You're banned for using the accent...o.O  

[Garynook]

Is crept out because I use zeh zhjerman aczent.  

[SixxFixx]

You're banned because you didn't ban me lol

But yeah....that's scary *hides under a bed*  

[Garynook]

Thou shalt be banished for thou prefer that I speaketh Anglo-Saxon.  

[SixxFixx]

You're banned because I got very confused the first time I read that accent lol  

[Garynook]

Thou shalt be banished for not understanding mi Anglo-Saxon accent.  

[SixxFixx]

You're banned because I say so...lol and that is making me laugh  

[Garynook]

Thou art banished for thee are but a peevish peasant of torpidity.  

[SixxFixx]

You're banned because I didn't understand that... sad  

[Garynook]

You are banned because English is not even my native language.  

[SixxFixx]

You're banned because I can't speak French very well even though I've been studying it for a while now.

I'd have a hard time learning to speak Dutch.  

[Garynook]

You are banned because you are right as the dutch rules are confusing.  

[SixxFixx]

You're banned for confirming that for me.  

[Garynook]

You are banned for not trying to find a prostitute in a haystack.