Why not throw a random item at the person below you?

[ChaoticCatDemon]

*catches the keyboard, jumps up, spins extremely fast, then throws the keyboard as hard as I can*  

[Heartbroken-3]

*gets hit in the face* OOOOOUUUUUUUUUCCCHHHHH!!! gonk *falls on the next person*  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

*gets squished* YEOWWW!!!!! *is moaning in pain, and bleeds on the next person*  

[Heartbroken-3]

*blood falls on eye* gonk *drops invisible mini ninja ninja on the next person*  

[Parisian Loafer]

:accidentally steps on the mini ninja:

... I didn't do it.

:takes mini-ninja and cremates it's remains, then scatters the ashes:  

[Supar Ingimon]

*Blinded I walk around in a weird pace* Well it's better then vomit
*I trip on something and drop my glasses*  

[Parisian Loafer]

:glasses land at her feet:

Let's see what happens...

:puts goggles on, eyes start shooting laser beams:

:drops her uber-strong glasses:  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

*dodge*
Missed! *throws tiara*  

[-AzE BLayZe-]

rofl
tiara fits !

haha

*frag grenade fall down*  

[Heartbroken-3]

*grenade falls on Kenny*
U killed Kenny!!!
*Kenny falls on next person*  

[Parisian Loafer]

Everything I touch is either dead, dying, or about to be killed.

:buries Kenny solemly, then drops the shovel:  

[GoldenFraggle]

OWWWWWW!!! #$@$#!!! YOU DROPPED THAT ON MY FOOT!!!!!

Throws a rock hard fruitcake at the next person !  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

*dodge* MISSED!! *chucks HOT cocoa*  

[Parisian Loafer]

GAH! IT BURRRNS! gonk

:poinsettia flower floats down quietly to the next person: