Unfortunately , Fortunately

[Ko-wala]

Unfortunately -real- aliens come and remove your backbone.  

[Aoihana Hitsuzen]

Fortunately, they replace it with a titanium back bone and thus you have better posture!  

[-XxRAINBOW_WOLFxX-]

Unfortunately, the real aliens keep you in their ufo to test you.  

[Aoihana Hitsuzen]

Fortunately, they give you a lot of money in return.  

[Ko-wala]

Unfortunately, it's currency for the wrong country, and therefore completely useless.  

[Biohazard91]

fortunately there is a currency converter nearby!  

[Ko-wala]

Unfortunately, it doesn't work.  

[goddessofforever]

I am Goddess!

Fortunately, I make it work

Ph34r m3!

 

[-XxRAINBOW_WOLFxX-]

Unfortunately, the goddess dies shortly after making the converter work.  

[Qui_Bears]

Fortunately the goddess is reborn as a baby and you have a lot more money than given, congrads.  

[Epic Serenity]

Unfortunately, it is a really really ugly baby.  

[Qui_Bears]

Fortunately there is such thing as a  

[Epic Serenity]

Unfortunately, they only make the goddess look dumb.  

[Qui_Bears]

Fortunately the goddess is a baby and would not care at all ^^♥  

[Epic Serenity]

Unfortunately, she grows up to be a teenager, and then she cares very much because she is too ugly to get a date to prom.