corrupt a wish

[Supar Ingimon]

Granted, but the Gods forgot to pay for snow, so it's actually cold mold.

I wish I was better at singing.  

[fairywaif]

Granted! Unfortunately, you can only sing in Aramaic so no one understands you. That's a good thing, as you are singing very crude songs!

I wish I had more books.  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Granted, but they're all Encyclopedias with pointless information.


I wish people would drive better.  

[Taffylover]

Granted, but a homicidal freak runs you over on purpose.

I wish that I could get a book published...  

[vgraceabutterfly]

Your book gets published but it fails miserbly in the market and so there is only one edition of it.

I wish hiccups would die....

(ahh, a toughy)  

[Taffylover]

Granted, but then a new disease comes out that takes its place and you're the first to get it, but the last to die.

I wish that meh bf would call meh.  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Granted, but it's to tell you he's a father to the child of another woman. (That would really suck if it happened IRL)


I wish people would stop saying I look like Fez. (from "That 70s Show")  

[Taffylover]

Granted, but then they say you look like Kimmie off of Full House.

I wish I was mega rich, so that it didn't matter if anyone stole anything, because I have enough for it not to matter. (Sorry it's a toughie!)  

[Inaria Meleasare]

granted but then your account gets deleted.
i wish i was an elf.  

[Taffylover]

Granted, but since you live forever, you see many things you wish you didn't, and you get really hurt inside so that you can't bear it, so you commit suicide.

I wish everyone was my friend (as in a real friend, not a two-faced one).  

[Inaria Meleasare]

granted but you get manny enimys that want you dead
I wish i gave a ********.  

[Taffylover]

Granted but then you get your heart broken by someone who wasn't right for you.

I wish I was a genius...  

[Inaria Meleasare]

granted but then your brain explodes.
i wish i had a new pair of boots.  

[Taffylover]

Granted, but then you get big blisters that look like oversized pimples!!

I wish that dragons existed.  

[Inaria Meleasare]

granted but then one eats you
i wish i was real