The "You Are Banned" Game

[Garynook]

I ban you because it doesn't suck much but it would look nicer if it had a low crown.  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

You're banned cuz I just got back from church camp and I forgot my teddy!! crying  

[Garynook]

I ban you for repeating that.  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

You're banned because I'm so sad because I've had that teddy since I was two years old and now I won't have anything to cuddle with when I go to bed tonight. crying crying crying  

[Garynook]

I ban you because that reminds me of Mr.WafWaf... I don't want to remember him.  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

Aww! What happened to Mr. WafWaf?  

[Garynook]

It was the plush dog of my brother Steff and well he was very young when he became sexually active......  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

Wait....your brother had sex with a plush dog?  

[Garynook]

Well he didn't know what he was doing with it he just knew it would give him a buzz if he would do so.  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

Ewww....  

[Garynook]

I'm glad that I was too young to remember but the stories hunt my soul.  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

You're banned cuz you're smiling now.  

[Garynook]

I ban you for noticing that.  

[Dysfunctional Monster]

I ban you for banning others. O.o  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

I ban you for having ocean beads in you're wind hair