what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[Cerebral Perception]

*preps the Destroyificator*  

[applesauce600]

*Me and my masks can float, so we don't fall. They start shooting beams at the castle wall while I whip the castle wall.*  

[Cerebral Perception]

*uses mass fluxer to increase my mass tenthousandfold, and jumps out the window onto Joker's back*  

[KBiT]

Apple!
What are you doing?
Have you lost it?  

[Ember Terran]

*Starts taking pictures of the action*  

[applesauce600]

NOOOOOOOO! Masks, protect me!  

[Cerebral Perception]

*Joker plummets face first into the ground*  

[applesauce600]

Jax! Please, help me! It's the mask! I'm not doing anything wrong! WAAAH! *Flies up and tries to land Jax-first.*  

[KBiT]

*Throws Jax a crowbar*
Use that!  

[Cerebral Perception]

*Joker failed, and landed face first again*  

[Ember Terran]

*Keeps snapping pictures*  

[applesauce600]

Please, I am just a weak and vulnerable human being! A sad and manipulated Fart Joker! *Masks shoot beams at KBiT.*  

[KBiT]

*Slaps away puny beam and destroys the offending mask with a proton volley*  

[Cerebral Perception]

*uses mass fluxer to increase to a millionfold my normal weight*  

[KBiT]

One thousand gold to the first fat joke