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 Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:27 pm
Dear Tom Nook,
I think Poncho and Tank have it out for me! They were threatening to using me as a punching bag in their daily training! What should I do!
Signed,
The Dolled Grunge Muffin
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:27 pm
Dear Mr. J. Baddcock,
We apologize for your disgruntlement. But if is can be googled or appears within urban dictionary, your case cannot be helped.
Signed,
Editor of the Daily News
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:28 pm
Dear Editor of the Daily News,
Thanks for the reply.
P.S. Watch your back
Signed,
Mister Livid
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:28 pm
I need an extension because I thought I already graduated, and
I'm sure you've heard this before, but my dog ate my notes.
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:31 pm
So how they met... :3
Cher was working as an overpriced advertising consultant for a nuclear weapons laboratory, and Axel Rose was checking out the nearby tongue depressor exhibit.
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:31 pm
I heard Mr. Townsend got eaten by the Zombie of Steve McQueen! Can you believe it?! McQueenie is back!! Tell the World!
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:33 pm
Then... He bumped her into a mens Turkish bath house. It's just as the Zuni Indians like to say," Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child, but the rod of correction has a silver lining."
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:33 pm
Let's try to handle our selves with the uttermost care Mr. Peabody. I do not want to have to scrape your parts from the bathroom walls!
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:34 pm
Bring more Pizza, and cook it this time you lout! xp
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:35 pm
In a sequel sure to please, Hollywood will match Marisa Tomei, who returns is Mona Lisa Vito from"My Cousin Vinny", with David Naughton, who reprises his role as David Kessler from"An American Werewolf in London".
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:36 pm
Sensors indicate there's a vessel thirty thousand kilometers off our port bow!
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:37 pm
Shields up! Someone engage the rump roast! Scotty! meet me in my quarters for a check-up! Bring some hot tapes!
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:37 pm
The steam engine dies, and the rattlesnake flies into a rage.
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:38 pm
I stake my claim to these here part! Alabamaska!
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:40 pm
Long ago an old couple lived in a village, and, as they had no children to love and care for, they gave all their affection to a little dog. He was a pretty little creature, and instead of growing spoilt and disagreeable at not getting everything he wanted, as even children will do sometimes, the dog was grateful to them for their kindness, and never left their side, whether they were in the house or out of it.
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