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 Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 7:52 am
I killed you for destroying the ozone layer by using too much hairsprays.
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 8:48 pm
I killed you for giving me a third arm.
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 9:08 pm
i killed you because it seems like you are always getting bizarre transformations like flowers in your hair and third arms. time to put you out of your misery.
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Posted: Mon Jun 21, 2010 9:42 pm
I killed you because someone put a sign on your back that said "kill me".
...though upon closer inspection it appears it said "kick me". Whoops.
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:36 am
I killed you for ruining a 'kick me' prank. I could've had my foot up her a** if it wasn't for you!
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:34 pm
I killed you for operating on your own face.
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:36 pm
Obviously I killed you so you wouldn't destroy the would, crazy b*****d
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Posted: Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:21 pm
I killed you for trying to take over the galaxy.
And you call me a crazy b*****d. Sheesh...
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:15 am
I killed you for making me insecure about my face. Wanna know how I got these scars? STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:27 pm
i killed you becuz u shud be open about people looking at your face. it means ur beautiful!
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Posted: Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:45 pm
I killed you for sneezing in my prescence.
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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:47 am
I killed you for because it's my job to kill people like you.
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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:04 am
I kill you because I suspect I'm next in your list...
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 6:12 pm
I killed you because I suspected you to be a spy of my enemies.
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 7:18 pm
I killed you because you're already on fire anyway.
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