Why not throw a random item at the person below you?

[Parisian Loafer]

:picks up gold heart:

Could it really be...? :starts to cry:

Sorry. It's just really pretty and all...

:drops candle:  

[Heartbroken-3]

*turns on fire* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! scream *cools off with sword*

*drops frostbite sword with aura on*  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

HOLY- *freezes, drops GO Player*  

[Parisian Loafer]

:roses land on face:

Oh crap.

:sneezes and gushes blood at the same time:

:drops caroling sheet music:  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

*picks it up* This isn't a music sheet! IT'S COMPLETELY BLANK!
*throws it, along with a tantrum and cookies*  

[Heartbroken-3]

*catches cookies*
YAY COOKIES!!!
*eats cookies and drops milk*  

[Parisian Loafer]

:narrowly avoids the glass, but slips on the splattered milk:

:drops holly wreath:  

[Kireshai]

*Catches holly wreath on arm like a game of coits*

*Pegs house keys*  

[Parisian Loafer]

:catches keys:

Hey, what's your address?

:lets a pen fall to the ground:  

[Supar Ingimon]

*Picks up pen and starts to draw*
HAHA!
*Throws a picture of Spanish Godzirra*  

[fairywaif]

Picks up attitude and immediatly throws hissy fit.  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

*dodge* BAD PUNS AHOY! *throws another fit*  

[MameJenny]

*Catches the fit* Gah! Gah! Gah! Gah! *cups hand over mouth* gah gah gah

*Drops self*