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 Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:36 pm
Cake is really made of kittens.
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 5:32 pm
Marshmellows are rock hard
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:04 pm
I was raised by wolves my entire life, and this computer is made out of the blood of virgins! What?
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Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:20 pm
Cell phones are not actually wireless. They have tiny invisible wires that link them to the phone company.
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:23 pm
As John Scatman says, scatting and stuttering are completely different
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:53 pm
If you hand upside down for over three weeks you will gain superpowers.
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:02 pm
I am a zombie come back to eat the brains of the living.
[That was a half lie, the question is, Which half is the truth?]
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:33 pm
all of the guys on this guild DID get raped by Michael Jackson!
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Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:02 pm
Let us just leave "rape" off the table. rolleyes
It is well known that mice are invincible and that the military is working on new mouse armor technology.
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:36 pm
The next time I post in this thread I will tell the truth.
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:57 pm
I have a girlfriend. ninja
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 3:07 pm
My brother who is the prince of Corsihverga has a whole bunch of dancing mokeys that are the cuteset thing ever as they dance and prance!!~
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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:40 am
I am a millionaire. I buy a new expensive sports car every three months.
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:20 am
Everyone here is related to Steven Blum.
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:41 pm
It is a widely known fact that ants are taking over the world.
No - really.
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