Anyone heard of the corrupted wish game!!???!!

[Mystic Flame]

You marry Johnny Depp but he gets trampled by fans crying

I wish I had bass lessons  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Granted. Your lessons turn you into the greatest bass fisher in all of Gaia. Unfortunately the price for bass goes down to 0.5g each.

I wish I didn’t have to work today.  

[Aestuosa]

On what you think is your way to work you end up in a serious car crash throwing you into the hospital for the rest of your life. You don't ever have to go to work again, but are in pain until you die.

I wish I could breathe under water.  

[Animekitty47]

Granted, but you can't breathe air anymore so you're stuck in the water.

I wish I had a Coco plushie.  

[Dr. Awkward]

Granted, but it glitches your avatar into a perpetual red "X".

I wish to achieve the ultimate cessation of suffering.  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Granted. You are now dead.

I wish it were easier to earn gold.  

[c_g_iluv]

Granted! But because you robbed a bank people are now chasing you because they want their money back

I wish to have 10 000g  

[Dr. Awkward]

Granted, but gaia has suffered so much inflation that your 10,000g can only buy you half a starter set.

I wish for eternally perfect health.  

[Aestuosa]

granted, but only because that means you now get to live in a white room where the air is created and cleaned in a room two doors down the hall.

i wish school was less harsh.  

[Animekitty47]

Granted, but you get hit by a car and die.

I wish I could draw.  

[Dr. Awkward]

Granted, but you get arthritis which makes it painful for you to draw.

I wish people would stop using smilies.  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Granted. But now people write out their facial expressions in chatspeak.

I wish the fly flying around my house would die.  

[Martian Princess]

It dies, but the several hundred eggs it has laid do not.

I wish I had the energy to get some real work done!  

[Aestuosa]

Granted, but you find that you now have so much energy that you can't stop working for months. Then you crash, burn, and have Mono. -like symptoms.

I wish I could memorize the marching band drill.  

[HereThereAndBackAgain]

Granted, but it’s the only thing that you can remember and it eventually drives you insane.

I wish I were better at puzzle games.