Hey! Pizza Guy! Where`s My Order?

[Fluffy Foxxy]

*Sniff* It smells....it smells like.....Pizza Partay!!!!*invites friends and stuffs their faces with pizza, forces them to leave wirth mouthwash*



"Pizza man, I'll take a pizza with fish gots, bee pollen, gummi bears, and a rare exctinct dinosaur leg thet tastes like chicken!Oh, and for the sause, whale oil?U can?Oh Splendid!"  

[Arachnakid]

GARLIC BUTTER!!! JALAPENOS!!! MUSHROOMS!!!!!! *screams over and over again, then hyperventilates and faints*

"Yeah, pizza guy? I'd like to order a large stuffed-crust pizza with pepperoni, mushrooms, olives, rat poison, and green onions. Oh, and could you put mercury in the crust instead of cheese? Thanks. Yeah, it's for a friend of mine. Why do you ask?"  

[Saikii]

Ooh! Shiney! *places in vault with other shiney things* Mine!

Hello. Pizza guy. I`d like to order a large turkey, onion and peanut butter pizza with a hint of phrimaldehide(a chemical used to preserve the dead, potentially poisonous) in the crust.  

[Aoihana Hitsuzen]

*stares at pizza...sniffs it...* OMG!! I smell dead people! and onions... *passes out*

Hey Pizza Guy! I want to order a thin-sliced pizza made of cardboard, year-old pepperoni, and some crumpled newspaper. Make sure to coat it in dog drool! Thanks!!  

[Lord Sephyr- Shadow Angel]

Hey pizza guy! Gimme a goth Pizza! You know the one with the bunny heads, withered flowers, and broken glass on it!!!  

[dosu__kinuta]

cough*.....*clear throat*
ehmm

I need a pizza with deer meat that is covered in mountain dew with creme puffs on them, that are poisoned...and how about instead of cheese, rubber?  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Uhh.................*gets food poisoning*

Get me a clay pizza with poo, pencil shavings, and fire please! And the sauce should be blood.  

[Milk the Strange]

:: puts out the fire and licks at the blood ::

Pizza boy! I would like a deep dish kitty litter pizza with blue shrooms, lettus and extra moldy cheese.  

[x_Silver Sharpie Addict_x]

Tastes like chicken....yum!

Hey Pizza guy I want a pizza but in place of the crust I want dried oatmeal that has been sitting under the counter for three years, I want fruit punch for the sause and in place of the cheese I will have flour. For extras I want red roses, advil, some cards, pickles and 15 ritz crakers Please. Oh and don't wash your hands before you make this one.

 

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Wot da hek? *barfs*

I'd like a wood pizza with bird crap, wine, poo, and whizz! For the cheese, make blue cheese sitting for 2 decades, and replace the sauce with red paint. Oh and by the way, keep your hands REALLLLLLLLLLY soapy for this one XD  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

OOOO! Pizza! *eats then has epileptic seisure*

Triple extra large pizza with EVREYTHING on on it and I mean everything!  

[actual koala]

*stares at the uber giant pizza* Better give this to the boys, they have endless stomachs . . .

"Yo Pizza Dude! I'd ike a small personal sized pizza with paper as cheese, eyeballs, goat piss, old armpit hair, and toenails as toppings, and put some puke under the paper and be sure it smells like a**. Make the sauce diarrhea with some snot. Thanks!"