Unfortunately , Fortunately

[-The Insane Faerie-]

Unfortunately, he is Dr. Acula.  

[Ko-wala]

Fortunately, I don't know who that is! =D  

[X x Livi x X]

Unfortunately, he sucks everyone's blood so the town is full of vampires all because of her and her heart that split in two. . .  

[GoldenFraggle]

Fortunately a rare fruit grows just outside of town that can turn vampires back into human beings.  

[Aoihana Hitsuzen]

Unfortunately, there is only one fruit.  

[-XxRAINBOW_WOLFxX-]

Fortunately, they use the seeds from that one fruit to plant more fruits.  

[Aoihana Hitsuzen]

Unfortunately, it takes 1000 years for that fruit to grow.  

[CrimsonxXxSolace]

Fortunately, we don't need fruits, because we have packets of fruit yogurt.  

[Different...Very.]

Unfortunately, there's no way to keep it cool, so it goes sour rather quickly.  

[Waverusher Kobi]

Fortunately, you meet someone that craves spoiled yogurt, and he pays you enough cash for the yogurt to buy something decent.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately you get mugged 5 minutes later. Now you have no food AND no cash !!!  

[Waverusher Kobi]

Fortunately, you caught up to the muggers and beat them two ways to Tuesday. rofl  

[Aoihana Hitsuzen]

Unfortunately, you are so exhausted that you pass out.  

[alcoholandbandages]

Fortunately, a passing ninja sees you and brings you to shelter.  

[Aoihana Hitsuzen]

(lol! ninja! XD )

Unfortunately, the ninja only does so to befriend you and will kill you later, since he is your secret enemy...