what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[Cerebral Perception]

*poke poke*  

[Zera Stardust]

I don't remember what I did last night, but it must have been good.  

[CrypticCat]

Oh, it WAS good, behbeh, it WAS good. ;P  

[Cerebral Perception]

*poke poke* It's a cross dresser!  

[CrypticCat]

INDEED.
Now give me all yo moneh. ;D  

[Cerebral Perception]

No.  

[CrypticCat]

:C

...
Please?  

[Cerebral Perception]

Are you a prostitute? And if so, of what gender?  

[CrypticCat]

>__________>

Wh-WHYYYYYY
Do you ask?  

[Cerebral Perception]

I'm only giving you money if your a female prostitute. Female because I'm a lesbian 92% of the time, and a prostitute because I can beat the s**t out of a mugger, but I have to pay a prostitute, because it's their job to get paid for sex. I almost never steal.  

[CrypticCat]

Well in that case...

I am a chauvinistic male mugger. C:  

[Cerebral Perception]

*kicks in nuts, backbreaker, sweep the leg, and throws out the window*  

[CrypticCat]

*braces against window, wall jumps and smacks in face with surfboard*  

[Cerebral Perception]

*makes surfboard spontaneously combust*