Unfortunately , Fortunately

[personxwhoxeatsxpie]

unfortunately the true twin brother is nowhere to be found  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

Fotunately, you receive a mail order clone of the twin and he's just as good.  

[sNoW_lOvEr_YaE]

Unfortunately, the clone was in a car accident and died.  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

Fortunately they developed a process that can bring people back from the dead.  

[Brutis]

Unfortunately it requires the deaths of two additional people.  

[brolydbz54]

Brutis

Unfortunately it requires the deaths of two additional people.

fortunately you have two useless enemies in your house  

[Brutis]

Unfortunately, they are blue and have six arms.  

[Mr Sternums]

Fortunately, you have a gun in your hand.  

[Different...Very.]

Unfortunately, it's not loaded  

[Parisian Loafer]

Fortunately, there's an extra clip on the coffee table.  

[CrimsonxXxSolace]

Unfortunately that clip fell into a bowl of water on the ground.  

[xelusivexmemoriesx]

fortunately the useless enemies are still upstairs, providing you with a chance to plan how to kill them.  

[Mr Sternums]

Unfortunately, by useless, she means heavily armed and dangerous and by upstairs, she means right in front of you with a knife held up to your neck.  

[Parisian Loafer]

Fortunately, you happen to have a REAL katana strapped to your belt. You grab the sword, wielding it dangerously, but...