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I'd slit your wrist, make you watch the blood ooze down your arms of regret. Then I'd make you smell my breath. Why your last gasp of air, I'd shoot you before you could finish it!

I would destroy all tubas on the world, making you unhappy so that you would kill yourself.

I would tie you to a railroad track and watch as the train came rolling by.

I would tie you down and rip your wings off piece by piece slowly and painfully until you couldn't take it and killed yourself.

I would rip your heart out while you're still alive and make you watch as I ate it. twisted

I'd follow you for the next month to get an idea of your schedule, then when the time comes I'll walk into your house while you sleep. Slowly I'll walk to your room, knife in hand, opening the door and stopping right next to your sleeping body. First, I tie you down to the bed, so you can't escape, then I'll slit your throat with my knife. I'll force my hands into the wound and rip out your throat. I'll force my hand into your chest and pull out your heart.
Slowly I'll chew on your heart as if it was taffy, when i have finished I start to eat the flesh from your body. Eventually you'll be nothing but blood, bone, and muscle. Next your organs, easily sliding down my throat, almost as if they were peaches(sliced). Your muscles, and fat enlightening me with ultimate happiness. Splitting your bone's in half I eat all of the marrow inside.
Then as fast as I came I leave, leaving nothing but a blood stain, and broken bones on your mattress. You can see me smile while the blood drips down my face, and slowly I laugh.

I would push you off the Eiffel tower.