corrupt a wish

[SPI -14]

Grnated, now you suffer everlasting punishment and torture in hell.

I wish I had tons of money, lots of power, and hot girls.  

[xXGothicLullubyXx]

granted but it is play money,its a video called lots of power,and the girl is fat and trying to run

i wish i could now my real father  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

Granted, but he's richard simmons!!!

I wish I had a GF........  

[MiStiEM00K]

I can keep a [(secret)] if you can keep me guessing
the //flavor// of your lips is enough to keep me pressing ...

granted;; but she;s REALLY mean to you;; and she;s ugly.

i wish for a wish that couldn;t be corrupted.

... for more than just a [(moment)] of truth between the //lies//
told to pull ourselves away from the _lives_ we leave back

 

[Taffylover]

Granted, but then your wish doesn't come true.

I wish I didn't have to do this crappy power point project and still ace it.  

[MiStiEM00K]

I can keep a [(secret)] if you can keep me guessing
the //flavor// of your lips is enough to keep me pressing ...

granted;; but you did it anyways.

i wish i could see my boyfriend.

... for more than just a [(moment)] of truth between the //lies//
told to pull ourselves away from the _lives_ we leave back

 

[azrael the reaper_95210]

granted. you can see him through the prison's visitor windows.

I wish i were a potato.  

[freckledblondie2]

granted. but then somebody ate you (or is that what u wanted? w/e)
i wish my dad wasnt so annoying... stressed  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

granted, but now your mom is.......

i wish i didnt work as often........  

[fairywaif]

Granted! Unfortunately, you die from boredom.

I wish I had a life.  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

fairywaif

Granted! Unfortunately, you die from boredom.

I wish I had a life.

granted, but then the grim reaper took it away.

I wish shonen jump came weekly, not monthly.  

[weard als GF]

granted.... but 2 days 7 houres 43 minusts and 24 seconds after that you ran into the middle of the road and got hit buy a huge truck, but its ok u didnt die u just got parilized from the neck down and u had all these machines hucked up to u to help u live. after your lack of being able to move you ask the nurse to pull the plug on you but then an earthquake hit and you were stuck in the bottem of the wreckage whit the life support still working and no form of entertainment and accuasinoaly a squril came along and nibbiled on verrious patys of your face, untill you finily starved to death becaus the feeder ran out of food 34 years later.


i wish i didnt like forin language so much  

[SPI -14]

granted, now you are obsessed with Drafting 101.

I wish 5 hours was enough sleep for the human body a night  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

granted, but now the other 19 hours are not enough awake time.

i wish gamecube would make a comeback  

[vgraceabutterfly]

Granted, but all the games are really crappy.

I wish I had the internet at home...