corrupt a wish

[azrael the reaper_95210]

granted, but only in YOUR home. no one else has it anymore. Don't you feel selfish....?

why is ninja hiding in the shadows to take me out in my sleep?  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Seeing how I wish wasn't stated, that ninja which was hiding waiting to kill you, springs into an attack and there is nothing you can do to stop it.... Thus you die... How sad.... crying

I wish I hadn't just used all of my gaia gold...  

[lll-Bucket-lll]

xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx

Seeing how I wish wasn't stated, that ninja which was hiding waiting to kill you, springs into an attack and there is nothing you can do to stop it.... Thus you die... How sad.... crying

I wish I hadn't just used all of my gaia gold...

Granted! This one is tricky.
You didn't spend all of your Gaia gold.
Instead, someone scammed you and stole all of your gold from you. wink


I wish that my car's antifreeze leak was fixed already.  

[Necro Skeletal]

Granted, but the seal on the leak inadvertaintly closed off a portal to which all good things come from.

I wish I had a good job.  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Granted... but you are fired the same day...

I wish the goblin king was real...

(lol love your sig!!)  

[Phailist]

He is, but he ate your family.

I wish I had a car.

 

[Holly The Elven Princess]

Granted, but it's used, smells like vomit, and there's a stain from when Mrs. McMurphy's Cat had six kittens in the front seat. 3nodding

I wish I was Orlando Bloom's girlfriend! heart He's sizzlin'!!! heart blaugh ^^  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Granted but now he's old and fat.... that sucks...

I wish I wasn't hungry  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

granted, but now you are eating in a 5 star restraunt in the middle of a starving african village.

I wish my items on "second life" would sell better.  

[freckledblondie2]

Granted, but once all of your items are sold your account gets hacked by an evil monkey
I wish that I had a billion dollars without it being stolen  

[The Starduster]

Granted , but you die before you can spend them .
I wish I wasn't so bored right now .  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

granted... u r no longer so board..... u r so plywood!!!!

I wish i wasnt such a nightowl....  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

granted but now you have no time for Gaia or second life or anything else.

I wish I had my dream life.  

[s-w-i-f-t PYRAMiDS]

Wish Granted, but now you are in your dream and are alone in your mind.

I wish I had a regular sized pack of regular sticky notes in my hands.  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

wish granted but the sticky notes soon run out and you have no money for more.

I wish I wasn't so depressed...