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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 1:04 pm
I'd thank her for making a wise decision and then I'd make her scrub up all the bloodstains and I stood over and superivsed with a whip in my hands.
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 2:13 pm
*turns his whip into tinsel and his dagger into a candy cane and runs away*
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 5:37 pm
*has a creature run him over and steals all the gifts and the sleigh*
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Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2010 5:17 pm
*wonders if you were REALLY nice enough to deserve all those toys*
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:10 pm
SANTA!!! *tackle* i wanna pony, and a barbie, and a pink phone, and lip gloss, and a hello kitty wallet, and a my little pony magical playhouse, and a polly pockets concert stage, and a bratz car, and a littlest petshop vet's office...
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:12 pm
Um, what are you doing in my bed miss?
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:46 pm
I would ask for a DNA test to see who that baby belongs to but (ten bucks it's eternal prince eek )
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:50 pm
I would ask him to kindly leave the room so I could get some sleep.
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:53 pm
I'm pretty sure you should be taking care of your baby instead of waking up randomly in other peoples bed. Only child-less people get to do that
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:58 pm
What are you doing in my bed sir? I'm trying to sleep!
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:00 pm
Nazara I would ask for a DNA test to see who that baby belongs to but (ten bucks it's eternal prince eek ) ha! that's hilarious. but yeah, probably. to zelda~ yoyo, princess! what brings you to my bed this fine day?
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:04 pm
Um, I'm sorry, wrong room! *leaves the room and sleeps in a guest room*
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:29 pm
.....huh. while it's quite disconcerting to wake up with a total stranger, being woken up with something as pleasant and appropriate as a Christmas carol more than makes up for it. 3nodding
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:04 am
I would look around the bed to see how many bottles of vodka it took me to end up in this situation
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:08 pm
What the--? I thought I got over that sleeping-with-a-rockstar-fantasy years ago!
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