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 Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:01 pm
Because we're all idiots.
When will pigs fly?
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:39 pm
whe the world turns into a giant chunk of cheese.
why do we bleed?
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:54 am
so sharks can eat us domokun
why are trix for kids?
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:20 pm
cuz kids are selfish brats
how do planes stay in the sky?
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:31 pm
b3acause humans have figured out how to defiy gravity without telling the larger population...
why is Watership Down such a scary movie?...the evil bunny attacks everything...(this is really a movie btw...
Director:Martin Rosen
Writers:Richard Adams (novel)
Martin Rosen (written by)
Release Date:1 November 1978 (USA) more
Genre:Animation / Drama / Fantasy more
Tagline:All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and when they catch you, they will kill you... but first they must catch you.
Plot Outline:A group of rabbits flee their doomed warren and face many dangers to find and protect their new home. more )
see compleatly true...
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:19 pm
.........no comment
why does my slice of bread shrink when i take a bite of it?!
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 2:16 pm
because....monkeys.
why are the giant psycho monkeys attacking the earth?
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 3:25 pm
Because monkeys will kill for bananas.
If the plural of goose is geese, why isn't the plural of moose meese?
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:13 am
...WAIT!!!! it's not?...no wonder i failed all those spelling tests.....
ignore>(why do little kids claim to know the stupidest stuff....for example my cousin kept trying to tell me he whatched spykids 3 when he was a baby and he woulden't belive me when i said that can't be true beacause that movie only came out 2 years ago and he woldn't stop arguing...wait what was my question...?oh yeah...)
why do little kids claim to know everything even is its not true?
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:56 pm
because they love to annoy you sometimes.
why is a rainbow a rainbow? (just being goofy its the best i can come up with)
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:32 pm
beacause u can tie it in a bow after it rains....
how do u practice NOT getting hurt?(someone acctually told me i needed to practice at not hetting hurt)
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Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:30 pm
Don't breathe or move anything in your body.
How do you drown a fish?
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:49 am
Veeeeery carefully. wink
Why are those candies made out of chocolate, caramel, and assorted nuts called "Turtles" in the first place?
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:28 pm
duh!! they were invented by turtles(u have imagination)
y do spikey things sometimes look fluffy?
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 1:56 am
so we can poke them and laugh
why do roalercoasters have safety bars
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