corrupt a wish

[Skizlersan]

granted, but you blow it all so fast you become in dept, and thus making you poorer than you might already be.

I wish people would stop being jerks.  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

granted, but all the animals are jerks.

I wish shonen jump would get here, already!!!  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Granted, but all the pages are blank...

I wish the bank was open so I could deposit my paycheck...  

[Italian Jelly Bean]

wish granted
but someone stole your paycheck and your account got robbed

i wish i had choclate right now  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

granted, but it was made by my puppy........LOL.......

I wish i was finished with college already!!!  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

Granted but you're too under qualified to do anything except flip burgers

I wish I had a life  

[Taffylover]

Granted, but then you're so busy that you have no time for yourself.

I wish that people would leave me alone for a couple hours.  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Granted but now time has stopped and you are forever alone

I wish there was more than 24 hours in a day....  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

granted but now theres no night. twisted

I wish I could think of something...  

[The Chromo Effect]

Granted, but the only thing you can think of, is the color white.

I wish I had superpowers.  

[Abidel]

Tokusatsu StuntMan

Granted, but the only thing you can think of, is the color white.

I wish I had superpowers.

Granted, but your only super-ability is making forum posts with the power of your mind. All you have to do is think really hard, and the post pops into place.

I wish I was all-knowing.  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

Granted but everyone thinks you're a show offy jerk

I wish I knew who came up with words  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

granted, however, words still confuse you

i wish odin had a life, too.....LOL  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

granted but now I have no time for you or gaia and your guild will die and you will go emo.

I wish Azrael would get on more.  

[Taffylover]

Granted, but then Azrael drives you nuts, cuz he's on more than you are!

I wish that I didn't have to do chores and that someone else would do 'em.