Unfortunately , Fortunately

[GoldenFraggle]

Fortunately you manage to live nicely off the doctor's savings (and speaking of saving Thanx for saving the thread wink )  

[Parisian Loafer]

Unfortunately, you become a shopaholic due to stress at home, and blow all the money on clothes you don't even like.  

[MultiRocks2007]

fortunately, you actually have money to go out and buy clothes... lol.  

[Supar Ingimon]

Unfortunately, Wal-mart found out you where using Monoply Money.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Fortunately Monopoly money has just been declared usable currency !  

[Parisian Loafer]

Unfortuately, you're still broke.  

[Supar Ingimon]

Fortunatly, you can sue the glue factories for putting glue up your nose.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately this gets the glue factories mad and they get together and dump a vat of glue on you and now you can't move !  

[goddessofforever]

Fortunately, someone comes and cuts you out of the glue  

[Supar Ingimon]

unfortunately, they do the same to you.  

[UnLoved_Mutant]

fortunately a lil elf helps you out and hids you from every one harming you  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately the little elf was really an evil troll in disguise and he makes you into his slave !  

[Supar Ingimon]

Fortunately he blows up before he can take you to the secret hide-out.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately he blew up on you and you are now covered with gross gooey troll innards !  

[Supar Ingimon]

Fortunately they taste like candy!