Unfortunately , Fortunately

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately they cause YOU to turn into a troll !  

[Parisian Loafer]

Fortunately, you are a type of troll that looks very much like a human.  

[Supar Ingimon]

Unfortunatley, you look like a human for a few seconds.  

[KalmarBlades]

Fortunately, you poofed back into a troll then back to human.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately you did so in front of the troll's pet dragon who EATS humans !  

[Supar Ingimon]

Fortunately he was eating on the rest of your famliy.  

[Parisian Loafer]

Unfortunately, your family consists of your PS2, your iPod, your laptop, and your widescreen TV.  

[Supar Ingimon]

Fortunately they where bootlegs.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately they were worth 1,000,000 dollars which you will never see now !  

[Supar Ingimon]

Luckily you stole the money from someone who will never find you.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately you're pounced on by a gang of masked robbers who beat you up and run off with the money !  

[Supar Ingimon]

Fortunately Gary Coleman popped out of your mole and got cho' monay back.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately Gary will only give you the money if you agree to appear on a silly Reality show with him !  

[Supar Ingimon]

Fortunately it isn't Cops, wait...  

[BrightBirdLu]

unfortunately, you discover it IS