corrupt a wish

[lil_lollypop1]

Granted, but both of your legs get broken by a sumo wrestler.

I wish I had an awesome boyfriend.  

[Live_Laugh_Candy]

granted but he left u for a guy
i wish i had a sandwhich  

[lil_lollypop1]

granted, but it was made out of leaches and bug guts.

I wish I had my own computer.  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

Granted but it breaks down a minute later.

I wish I had more RAM.  

[Timmyo00]

Granted, but you sets more SPAM instead

I wish i was famous  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

Granted but you take a nose dive early in your career.

I wish I was the Oscar Meyer Weiner.  

[bulbasaur27]

grated but then you get eaten

i wish there wern't any spamers,hackers,or scamers  

[iSushii]

Wish granted, but then your account gets banned because you said a bad word. D: What else would they ban people for THEN?

I wish my kitty wasn't fat. D:

 

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

granted... it stopped eating and died....

I wish my work had an elevator  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

granted but then there was a little...accident.

I wish I wish I had a fish.  

[oOMoonlite_DreamsOo]

wish granted
Your new pet fish is a killer whale.....whos hungry....

I wish I had sports car  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

granted but my hungry killer whale ate it.

I wish I was really smart.  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

Granted, but then you'd be so smart that your brain would 'SPLODE!!! ....yeah.


I wish I had a 4 rotary valve BBb silver St. Petersburg tuba! crying


me WANTS it! crying  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

granted but it falls to pieces and catches fire

I wish I knew the future.  

[Taffylover]

Granted, but the only future you know is the date of your death.