Suicide!

[Garynook]

(None of us really want to die yet)

I would be to sexy for my life and die of sexiness xd  

[SomeShittyThing]

Stab a knife through my stomach  

[Miku4U]

I'd figure out a way to make Bush Jr. president again. xd  

[chii_chan17]

taking sleeping pills and a lot of booze  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

I'd jump out of a boat in the middle of the ocean.  

[Smorgasmorgan]

I would tell a ninja that pirates are cooler (which they totally are)  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

I'd tell a pirate he could rot in a sack

((You're soooooo wrong.))  

[Garynook]

I would burn the rum and laugh when they ask why the rum is gun  

[pandaoftheblackflames]

I would hang myself in front of my house.  

[TillxGone]

{ Eat a poison taco. }

 

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

eat poisoned cake, or spend a lot of days playing Half-Life games without eating or sleeping  

[Polyurethane]

Suicide Note: I HATE EVRIONE EVEN YOU ELLIE OH AND RICK I ******** YOUR GF >D

Cutting my wrists  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

Headcrab so I can also harm others with my death  

[x-Beautiful---Delusions-x]

I would hammer a toothbrush through my foot, just for the pain. Then, I'd cut my arm off to try and bleed to death, but decide against it during the middle of my cutting. Deciding to go the easy way out, I'd use a nail gun and shoot it into the part of my brain that tells me how to breathe and controls my life.

 

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

Jump in front of a truck.