Ridiculosly hard questions

[azrael the reaper_95210]

une_pomme_verte

thats right
ummm....
Whoever makes it doesn't tell.
Whoever takes it doesn't know.
Whoever knows about it doesn't want it.
What is it??

a gunshot:

if you make the shot, you arent going to admit it

if you took it, you dead, so you didnt know you took it

and if you know about it, you don't want it happening to you.  

[Mad Haru]

Green Apple, I suggest 'Counterfeit Money'.  

[TheAverageBear]

i hav 1.

Three women all have identical umbrellas, and none of them has their name on it. They all go into the same store, and leave their umbrellas in a bin. What percentage chance is there that only 2 of the women will leave with their own umbrella?  

[Lightwater2520]

there is a 0% chance that 2 get their correct umbrellas. If 2 get the correct umbrella, so does the third.  

[une_pomme_verte]

Yorozuya_Harujiro

Green Apple, I suggest 'Counterfeit Money'.

thats the answer i was thinking of, but a gunshot works too mrgreen  

[JuilianFai]

Easily, it isn't indicated that its raining.




I have one for you all:

Under certain conditions, the following equations are correct.
8-6=2
8+6=2
Assuming the above to be true, what does seven plus six equal?
7+6=?  

[JuilianFai]

xXmiamia321Xx

i hav 1.

Three women all have identical umbrellas, and none of them has their name on it. They all go into the same store, and leave their umbrellas in a bin. What percentage chance is there that only 2 of the women will leave with their own umbrella?

Have you played Professor Layton and the Curious Villiage???  

[DarkHyacinth]

No sorry can't say that I have

A man is found hanging 4 feet above the floor in an empty room, save for a puddle on the floor. How did he die?  

[Deppfan]

DarkHyacinth

No sorry can't say that I have

A man is found hanging 4 feet above the floor in an empty room, save for a puddle on the floor. How did he die?

He stood on a block of ice, once it melted enough to not support his weight, he died.  

[killerclownmeat]

There are 3 ants walking to the left in one direction.The first one says there are 2 ants behind me, the 2nd ant says there is one ant in front of me and one in the back of me.The 3rd ant say there is one in front of me and one behind me.How is this possible?  

[LunaMaeMoon]

Silly Questions:

Where does the white go when the snow melts?

Why do they call it a parking lot when you drive on it; then again why do they call it a drive way when you park?

 

[Kumi Katsuna]

Long one! Thats what she said....

ByChok is a very clever plantation worker. He worked hard for a very long time. Bending the stalks of plants for his boss, KaiShai. One day. KaiShai notices that ByChok has let the stalks grow to a very long state. So he says, "ByChok! Put these stalks down!" Bychok says he will do it tomorrow as he takes a picket sign and places it right in front of the plantation. It read, "Come see ByChok climb to the heavens on a pole!" with the next day's date on it.
By the next day, nearly all of the city came into the platation to see ByChok.
KaiShai simply sits in a chair watching ByChok as the crowd gathers around him and he starts to place the pole into the ground. He climbs it halfway before falling off. So he moves to a different spot and climbs up the pole again. Still, he fell again and moved again. This went on for the entire afternoon till everyone left. KaiShai goes up to ByChok and scolds him.
"You should have worked today instead of playing around for the city folk!"
ByChok says "I did do work. For both the people and you." he said as he walked away leaving KaiShai looking about bewildered.

How did ByChok do the work and still entertain the people as well?  

[Deppfan]

killerclownmeat

There are 3 ants walking to the left in one direction.The first one says there are 2 ants behind me, the 2nd ant says there is one ant in front of me and one in the back of me.The 3rd ant say there is one in front of me and one behind me.How is this possible?

They are walking in a circle.

Kumi Katsuna

Long one! Thats what she said....

ByChok is a very clever plantation worker. He worked hard for a very long time. Bending the stalks of plants for his boss, KaiShai. One day. KaiShai notices that ByChok has let the stalks grow to a very long state. So he says, "ByChok! Put these stalks down!" Bychok says he will do it tomorrow as he takes a picket sign and places it right in front of the plantation. It read, "Come see ByChok climb to the heavens on a pole!" with the next day's date on it.
By the next day, nearly all of the city came into the platation to see ByChok.
KaiShai simply sits in a chair watching ByChok as the crowd gathers around him and he starts to place the pole into the ground. He climbs it halfway before falling off. So he moves to a different spot and climbs up the pole again. Still, he fell again and moved again. This went on for the entire afternoon till everyone left. KaiShai goes up to ByChok and scolds him.
"You should have worked today instead of playing around for the city folk!"
ByChok says "I did do work. For both the people and you." he said as he walked away leaving KaiShai looking about bewildered.

How did ByChok do the work and still entertain the people as well?

Every time he fell, he bent some of the stalks. By moving around each time, he got them all.  

[Bearorist]

xXmiamia321Xx

i hav 1.

Three women all have identical umbrellas, and none of them has their name on it. They all go into the same store, and leave their umbrellas in a bin. What percentage chance is there that only 2 of the women will leave with their own umbrella?

There is a nearly infinite chance of that happening. There are too many variable factors to calculate an accurate percentage.