Quotation Bump Station! - Read the first post

[Lady 3Jane]

"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong."

-George Carlin  

[Lady 3Jane]

"Plato is boring."

-Friedrich Nietzsche  

[Lady 3Jane]

"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"

-George Carlin  

[Lady 3Jane]

"Beware of dissipating your powers; strive constantly to concentrate them. Genius thinks it can do whatever it sees others doing, but is sure to repent of every ill-judged outlay."

-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe  

[Lady 3Jane]

"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents."

-H. P. Lovecraft  

[Lady 3Jane]

"Divide and rule, a sound motto. Unite and lead, a better one."

-Johann Wolfgang von Goethe  

[Lady 3Jane]

"Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves."

-Anne Rice  

[Strideo]

"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great." - Mark Twain  

[Strideo]

"This site sucks like a bunch of
cats_on_a_skateboard holding a
molotov_cocktail while reciting
ogre_poetry and sliding into a
hovercraft_full_of_eels!

In other words . . . IT ROCKS! "

- Strideo, http://blather.newdream.net/t/this_site_sucks.html  

[scamp745]

"Suffocation by trashbag.

"Don't get mad. Get glad.: twisted :"


that. is. SO BAD!!! I will never look at a trash bag the same way again.....

Giant condoms.

Now you're really screwed.

I mean..... biggrin " ~ Xanak  

[smilylady]

"Oh My Gosh, you totally didn't do that" - someone  

[Elarhest]

'I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs...like customs officers.' - Jack Dee.  

[Fubuko]

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"If you build a man on fire, he'll be warm for a day. If you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

-Terry Pratchett

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[emo_mushroom]

"It's a Cafe... because it has windows.." - me..  

[Fubuko]

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"Сначала удар." -Me

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