Hey! Pizza Guy! Where`s My Order?

[The Kingdom Keeper]

Mmmm... my stomach thanx you!

Hey, I'd like a chocolate pizza with fried ice cream and goat cheese  

[PlasticApple]

CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!! *scarfs it down oblivious and uncaring to what else is on it*

Yo, pizzah-man!!!111!! Gimme a extra-large pizzzah with cheese, sausage, garlic, and the forgotton dreams of middle age house wives and the tears of abused children. With extra angst plz.  

[LazyEyes]

Oh my god... that's the best pizza ever! I love the angst!


Hey pizza man! I want a large pizza topped with magicals mushroom, carebears, and Tom Cruise's religious beliefs. Skin off the fur please!  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

Mmmmm pickeld stuff *BELCH*

I'd like a personal pan topped with rust, dust, a many exclaim
Yes, you heard right, exclaim  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

Oooo emotes! *burst out in random emotions*

Hey pizza guy! I wanna pizza topped with chemical, medical, and radioactive waste please. Oh, and make sure it has extra pepperoni!  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

wahmbulance HOT! HOT! WATER!!! NEED WATER!!! wahmbulance


Hello? Yes, I'd like a meat lovers pizza covered with invisible paint.  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

What!? Where my pizza!!! I can SMELL it! I KNOW IT'S HERE!!!

I'd like an onion, sardine, and toadstool pizza  

[Parisian Loafer]

Oooh, it's mozzerella, so it's all stretchy! :stretches cheese:

'Allo? Yeah, can I have a super-extra-jumbo-mega-large pizza, extra financial crises, some global warming, international wars on one side, civil wars on the other. Oh, and some big oil companies, if you've got 'em.  

[Moonbeam the Fallen Star]

oh yum! The world on a plate!

Hey You Pizza Guy, I'd like a large pizza topped with easymac, fruit loops, and hot sauce.  

[CrowFeathers]

Cool! The dinosaur, the toucan and hot sauce all together!

Yo Pizza guy, I like to order a large pizza with mushed eyeballs, feces, bits of tongue, and some finger sticks to go with it.  

[Ryux_Haynasuba]

Yay! Fingerlicking good!.. pun intended

Eh? Pizza guy gimme one extra large pie... huh? Yes mix the bees right into the dough.. oh yeah toppings can I get.. fried goose eggs, discarded fingernail clippings, and silicon. Oh yeah, instead of sauce can I get some shredded lithium? I dont care if you have already started the customer is always right!  

[Sun-Xiao-Hu]

My gosh best pizza ever the bees only stung my tongue 7 times

Hey Pizza guy, i liked to order a pizza with some broken glass shards, nails , and alot of staples for the toppings. ASAP