Unfortunately , Fortunately

[DvnT]

unfortunantly, the lawyers are past time rap artists!! oh no!!  

[Supar Ingimon]

Fortunately they're Vanilla Ice, Ice Cube, and Tu-pac.  

[Parisian Loafer]

Unfortunately, the villagers are partial to rock music, meaning they can't stand rap. So they run off.  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Fortunately, they've found the REAL lawyers!  

[Parisian Loafer]

Unfortunately, you now must go to court, and boy, is it a tough court.  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Fortunately Phoenix Wright somehow turns it around.  

[Parisian Loafer]

Unfortunately, Edgeworth comes in at the last minute, and you are eventually declared guilty. gonk  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Fortunately you weren't charged with a death sentence.  

[Kireshai]

unfortunately, that means putting up with all the stupid people still living.  

[Parisian Loafer]

Fortunately, one of those people happens to be your prison warden... who is currently asleep at his post.  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Unfortunately.....you woke him up gonk  

[Supar Ingimon]

Fortunately his eyes are blurry so he can't see properly and he runs away.  

[Parisian Loafer]

Unfortunately, he had your cell key with him.  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Fortunately, he dropped it.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately the key is picked up by a big burly ugly bald prisoner named Big Bubba who will only give you the key if you do some...uh..special favors for him gonk