Unfortunately , Fortunately

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Fortunately the requests were very easy and you got the key.  

[Parisian Loafer]

Unfortunately, in escaping from the cell and sneaking down the hallway, you trip a switch and alert the guards.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Fortunately Big Bubba is now your friend so he body slams the guards ties them up, gags them and throws them in the cell which allows you to easily escape !  

[DvnT]

unfortunantly, retired, craz, escaped kamakazee pilots want revenge for hiroshima so they bomb your place.  

[Parisian Loafer]

Fortunately, the bombs turn out to be water balloons.  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Unfortunately the water was really ACID gonk  

[Taffylover]

Fortunately, you weren't there.  

[PokadotPillow]

Unfortunately, your dog was.  

[Taffylover]

Fortunately, your dog was evil and you were thinking about getting rid of it anyways.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately the radiation and acid did not kill the dog. Instead it transformed the dog into a hideous radioactive gigantic monster dog that proceeds to terrorize the city !!!!  

[Taffylover]

Fortunately, the huge, evil dog died from testicular cancer, not allowing it to ever have puppies.  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Unfortantly it had a brother, that is even worse and he's coming after you!!!!!!  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Fortunately, a mailman passed by and it got distracted and an escape was possible.  

[Parisian Loafer]

Unfortunately, there is now a horde of rabid hamsters coming toward you with murderous intent.

 

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Fortunately, they were distracted by food and shiny objects....