Riddles~! Riddles~! Riddles~!

[Lightwater2520]

Correct and it was not racist.

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?  

[Kazenge]

HE'S AN IMMORTAL VAMPIRE!!!!! Wait.. Then he wouldn't have shown up in the picture...  

[The Musical Ninja]

The picture, yes!

All the actions are to do with photography; Shoot the image, hold it underwater to develop and hang it up to dry.  

[Lightwater2520]

What xweek said.
I am justice. I am the height of justice. I Have 6 ribs but only two legs, what am I.  

[Lightwater2520]

The answer is a scale, an ancient one.
What has four legs and ticks?  

[Safety-Foam]

A clock Perhaps?  

[Lightwater2520]

nope.  

[Kazenge]

A dog.  

[CorruptedCynder]

A Cat?  

[Lightwater2520]

Getting closer.  

[fingerpuppet mafia]

A rat! biggrin  

[Kazenge]

A WATCHdog?  

[turtlegirl100]

that sounds like a good anwer.
my riddle~what goes around the world, but always stays in one corner?~
i know it's probably an easy one...

 

[fingerpuppet mafia]

Oooohh! Pick meeee! A stamp! Here's mah riddle.

On my way to Saint Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Seven wives with seven sacks. Seven sacks with seven cats. Seven cats with seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks, wives. How many going to Saint Ives?

It's harder when you say it aloud, but whatever.  

[Kazenge]

One