corrupt a wish

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

Granted but its sooooo hilarious that it gets banned all over the world.

I wish there was no war.  

[The Beautiful Namine13]

Granted, but then there is an overpopulation of pepole.
I wish Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 days would come out now!!  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

Granted but its not as good as you though it would be.

I wish there was no rap or country music.  

[amusedandconfused]

Granted, but now other types of music come to be that are suspiciously similar, yet far more annoying.

I wish my little brother would stop going "AH, IT BURNS!" every time i look at him.  

[crmsnfxx]

Granted! but instead he say's "AH, MY EYES!"

I wish my teacher didn't kill cats... blaugh  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

Granted but now she kills puppies. (She/he really kills cats?)

I wish I had a chihuahua.  

[crmsnfxx]

Granted! except it kills all your loved ones (yes she actually does, I think that it's just plain f****d up)

I wish that rape became a world wide sport...(jk)  

[TillxGone]

{ Granted but, you're the first victim for it.

I wish for a large case of V8. }

 

[crmsnfxx]

Granted! except it already expired 4 years ago!

I wish for bacon...  

[Skizlersan]

granted, but a horde of pigs tramples you and takes you away.

I wish drugs weren't so illegal.  

[crmsnfxx]

Granted! but you and your friends die of over dosage

I wish people would be my friends... crying  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Granted, their just two faced....

I wish for a new cell phone  

[Skizlersan]

Granted, but you jump into a pool with it in your pocket.

I wish Band camp would hurry up and start!  

[Pure Rose Artemis]

granted 3nodding but it ends the minute you step foot on the premises lol

I wish I could fly xd ( oh damn! I'm soooo setting myself up for this one rolleyes crying )  

[AguyinaRPG]

(yes you were) Granted! VROOMMMMMMMMM Airplane.

I wish that no food tasted bad.