The person above you game!

[coco_mademoiselle000]

is hidin all his muggles, all his gingers, and all his kitties cuz there's a monster slitherin up yo school.  

[Nazara]

is tired of jokes regarding her pet monkey and her doves  

[magic_doglover]

has strangely angularly positioned legs.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

^ gave me a gift box last Christmas and I went "Oh boy! The first Christmas w/o coal!" When I opened it... I found coal. stare  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Got pwned by Santa again! rofl  

[Princess Zelda21]

Wishes he found the exit and had a map so he could navigate the area without randomly guessing.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Is going to have no home in the spring when her castle melts.  

[magic_doglover]

doesn't actually exist.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

^ has clingy friends  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Is posessed by a demon.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Fell up the stairs (Not tripping and falling, but defying gravity by falling UP.)  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Has a really active imagination 3nodding  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

(Thank-you)

Is next on me list of doom for assassinating me first mate.  

[magic_doglover]

pays close enough attention to lists that i can relate.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

^ always gets me blacklisted~! heart