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 Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:31 pm
A girl and her little dog poured water on it. And the ice was all: "I'M MELTIIIIIING!!! OH, WHAT A WORLD!!!"
Why does candy taste sweet?
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:03 pm
Because that's objectionable!
Why am I saying objection?
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Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:15 pm
Because that dog is getting inside your head and controling your every action. Why do I have the urge to... torture faries?
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:09 pm
'Cus they forgot to give you money when they took your tooth from under your pillow...damn fairies...stealin' stuff...
How are babies born?
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:51 pm
Well you pop out of your mother's... yeah. Why do white kids have this thing about hygine?
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Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 7:14 pm
we don't
(except the british, they have horrible hygine)
why do werewolves only change at the full moon?
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:49 pm
Because the Moon Goddess said so !
Why does Mickey Mouse wear white gloves ?
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:52 pm
Well, lets say he hangs around a bunch of other desperate 50 year old animals, and those arn't gloves... Why do laptop's keyboards suck?
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Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:14 pm
cause they are to busy trying to look up skirts (Highlight the next line...)
Why am i Typing in white?
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:50 pm
Beacuse you were out of ink..
why do if pizzas are round why are they served in square boxes?
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 6:52 pm
They're used to surprise us stupid people.
Why does it sound fun to pilliage New York City?
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Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 9:30 am
(highlight)
Cause the yankees suck.
Why haven't i met Tony Stewart? (he is my moms cousin, after all)
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 8:47 am
He's too fast for you.
Why do we breathe?
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:09 pm
Cause if we don't, the earth will explode.*holds breath*
why do puppies cry so much?
(Now you see me)
Now you don't
*turns purple*
*dies, comes back as zombie, dies again*
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Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 3:24 pm
Because they hate everyone and everything!
Why guys think Yuri is sexy?
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