corrupt a wish

[amusedandconfused]

Granted. But all that money was stollen from a bank and you get arrested!

I wish it was sunny out.  

[SomeShittyThing]

Granted: but you just got a nasty sunburn

I wish I had wings!  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

Granted but the eagle they come from comes and beats you up and takes them back

I wish I could meet Sephiroth.  

[Smorgasmorgan]

Granted, but seeing as how he's a villian, he kills you.

I wish I could meet Steven Brust, my favorite author.  

[Dis_Ish_Bunny_X3]

granted but he hates all youre comments on his books and beats you up

I wish I was famous!!!!  

[Azirae]

Stingray298

granted but he hates all youre comments on his books and beats you up

I wish I was famous!!!!

Your wish has been GRANTED, though you've become famous for being the World's Worst Actress and later die of drug overdose from major depression.
I wish I could pass all my classes with straight A's.  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

Granted but everyone calls you a smarty pants and beats you to death.

I wish I could be a character designer for Square Enix...(Creators of Final Fantasy)  

[SomeShittyThing]

Granted, but you become the most whiny annoying character that the world has ever seen (AKA Tifa), and you are drowned by flames.

I wish Rock Lee was real! (Naruto. Don't ask)  

[Garynook]

Granted but he becomes a fat lazy couch potato

I wish for a delicious giant cookie that I can eat.  

[Skizlersan]

granted, but the cookie has laksatives in it :O

I wish I the people who made runescape were assassinated.  

[chii_chan17]

granted.but they will haunt you till your dead
i wish my life wasn´t so boring this days  

[amusedandconfused]

Granted. You get to go on an awesome, anime-style random adventure. But you end up being the character who gets killed off.

I wish I had more tallent with writing.  

[DanniBoo]

GRANTED
but like a lot of great writers of the past, u die at a young age (probably suicide)
i wish my life was less complicated  

[chii_chan17]

granted.but you will die of boredom,cause your life was too happy and without any problems.
i wish that i could time travel into the past for correcting what i did wrong  

[amusedandconfused]

Granted. But you accidentally screw up a bunch of other peoples' lives instead!

I wish my birthday wasn't so close to today...