corrupt a wish

[Promising Lies]

granted. But then the world ended and you never got a birthday again.

I wish.... I had more wishes  

[Phailist]

Here are my. . .

You do. But you waste them all wishing for more. It's a loop.

I wish I had a giant exclamation mark. ( Plastic ) exclaim

. . . my 2 cents.

 

[Skizlersan]

Granted, but a very bad man uses it for a very bad reason......... eek eek eek eek

I wish I understood...Life  

[TillxGone]

{ Granted but, you still don't understand it.

I wish for a waffle dance. }

 

[Siren Avalon]

granted but since its a giant waffle, you had to have syrup and you got covered.

I wish I had my license.  

[TillxGone]

{ Granted but, it expires the next day.

I wish for a cupcake with a cupcape. }

 

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

Granted, but the cupcake is poisoned and the other thing is on fire

I wish I was able to sleep last night  

[amusedandconfused]

Granted...you got a whopping five minutes of sleep lat night.

I wish I could go to my friend sixteenth birthday party next weekend.  

[Luscious affair]

Granted though you slept through the party

i wish etrian odyssey was out already  

[P3PP3RMiiNT_p a t t y]

Granted, but it's sold out where you live.

I wish I was a pirate without scurvy and with her own ship/crew making a decent living off of poor, wandering merchants.

 

[skeemz18]

wish granted but th navy chase u into a prison cell 4 5years
i wish i could make my limbs into rubber and be able 2 control em
he he  

[Taffylover]

Granted, but then, one day, you're cooking and they got burned off. (Eww, burned rubber!)

I wish that I wasn't allergic to a single thing.  

[General Distortion]

granted, but then u realize u didn't like any of the stuff u were allergic 2 in the 1st place.


I wish my friend was married 2 Axel, like she wants 2 b.  

[Ayuchane]

wish granted. but you didn't know.

I wish I had a cookie.  

[vggurl]

wish granted but it had bugs inside

I whish I had super powers