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 Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:09 pm
Because Gir is the shnit!?
Why is my cat trying to eat me?
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:56 pm
Because you're made of marshmallows, obviously. wink Why does no one know what an ampersand is? &.
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:08 pm
beacause half the population is illerterate.....
why do they let u graduate highschool if u have all d's?
(no wonder everyone is illerterate...did i spalt that wrong?)
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:01 pm
So they don't have to see 'em again next year.
Why is the freezer cold?
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:39 pm
So the fridge aliens freeze to death and don't take over the world.
Why are ninjas better than samurai?
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:26 pm
Because samurai are snobby.
Why do pointy things hurt?
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 4:21 pm
Cause they're grouchy and want to be left alone.
why are chihuahuas so mean?
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Posted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 6:40 pm
Because they have never experienced chocolate.
Why is America insisting on itself and the world becoming culture-less?
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Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 2:35 pm
Because we're Americans, 'nuff said.
Why is it when I say something logical no one listens.
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:16 am
because everyone's deaf.
Why is coffee hot?
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:25 am
Because she got some plastic surgery. Why do I just have to post this? 
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:33 am
Because your prize is a cookie!
Why don't i like green?
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:53 am
Because green is used in puke.
Why do Seahorses live in the sea?
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 10:22 am
Because they're sending a big finger towards the health craze by literaly swimming in salt. Why do scabs hurt to pick?
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Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:59 am
Because you're not trying hard enough.
Why do so few people share the love of spam that I do?
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