what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[KBiT]

*Wakes up alone since Cerebral Perception has left to fetch her entire arsenal of weaponry*

Hmm... twisted

*Puts an arrow in her bed leg where the 'knee' would be and vanishes with the fading stars at dawn... giggling like a pranking school boy*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

An arrow to the knee joke, huh?

*puts on latex gloves*

Alright...you asked for it...  

[KBiT]

I know you mean well and all, but I just don't roll that way
Evil deviant dictators with latex gloves just aren't my type  

[Cerebral Perception]

Allow me to show you my thoughts....

It's been a long time since I've done this, and this one is gonna feel especially good, just because of that arrow to the knee joke. *dropkicks*

.... and that was the cerebral perception

 

[Valiant Fenris]

Go jaxy!  

[KBiT]

I wake up, suffering a sore rear-end from what I hope was just getting dropkick, and with the epiphany that arrow to the knee jokes are no longer funny, and set out to rekindle my pre-'arrow to the knee' days of high adventure.

You can come along if you want 3nodding  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

No more arrow to the knee jokes? Good. I can cross you off my beat-to-death list.  

[Valiant Fenris]

*Kills self*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Aw! Did you have to stab yourself?! Now there's blood all over the bed!  

[KBiT]

eek

Oh well, you know what they say; "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Indeed. Now where's my execution sword?  

[Cerebral Perception]

Allow me to show you my thoughts....

I ate it. :3 I'm sorry I ruined your plans to broil his flesh, sprinkle it with a light cumin seasoning, and drink it with a glass of his blood just because you want to keep the enemy close and there's no place closer than inside your stomach.

.... and that was the cerebral perception

 

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You got some weird fetishes, lady. eek  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I'd just say, "What's up, bro?"  

[Ariemea]

I'd say: "You're really pretty, but I don't usually swing that way. @_@"