what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[SilentVex]

Oh Dear God, What did my friends put in my drink this time? *Must go conduct drug tests*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Okay. Just pee into this beaker.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Jump to Dance in the Line.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

How many wishes do I get? 3nodding  

[Ayame-Yuura]

No swords in bed, damnit! *kicks Eternal off*  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

No bleeding in the lamp! *Kicks ayame out of lamp that the bed was in*  

[Ayame-Yuura]

No books in my room! *throws Boris' lamp out the window of the tower*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're getting blood all over the bed! *forces Aya to wash the sheets at gunpoint*  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Speak for yourself! You're spilling blood right at this moment. Oh, and I stole all your bullets, btw ... and threw them out the window. There was an 'iron rain' this morning XD  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Huh. I thought I disposed of this body already. I must have killed him when I was tired.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

And I came from a battlefield. If I came home without blood on me, that'd be... awkward. Oh right! Maybe I'll invent a blood-repellent cloak and armor set or sumfin emotion_dowant  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I am a djin, make a wish so I could kill you and use your soul to free my brothers.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Alright. I wish you would kill all your brothers and come back here so I can watch you kill yourself.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Sorry, but we can't die. Make another wish.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I wish I could make a wish and you take ETERNAL'S soul instead