corrupt a wish

[Skizlersan]

granted, but it has vista, so you can not do anything because of the horrible sucurity.

I wish I had an x-box 360  

[Skizlersan]

amazedandconfused- granted but it drops below zero and you freeze to death.  

[SixxFixx]

since nobody said a wish...

i wish i could play guitar  

[Pure Rose Artemis]

granted 3nodding but, the next day, your arm becomes paralized lol

I wish I had a taco mrgreen (please! someone have imagination & don't put "u got poisoned." rolleyes think outside the box 3nodding )  

[Skizlersan]

your taco turned out to be the reincarnation of the avatar, so you become master of all four elements. And you have to defeat the dark lord... May the force be with you.

I wish for a better graphics card  

[Garynook]

Granted but it is made in 3045 and can't be installed in your current pc

I wish no one would immediately think I am named after an STD when I say my name is SoA (soa is dutch for STD that's why)  

[amusedandconfused]

Granted, there ya go...Oh, you wanted one that I didn't accidentally snap in two?

I wish I liked cake.  

[Chii_Asakura]

Granted, but your dentist discovered twenty cavities the very next day.

I wish I have the Angelic Sash on Gaia.

 

[Garynook]

Granted but you get killed.  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

I wish Sephiroth was a good guy.  

[Dez Aisu]

granted but he thinks youre evil and kill you
i wish i could control time  

[silverlum45]

Granted but the end of time is upon us.

i wish people would quit scamming other people.  

[SixxFixx]

granted but right before all scammers get caught you get scammed

i wish it were july already  

[Dez Aisu]

granted ut it lasts one second
i wish to have my own television show and dont say that i have sucky ratings and everyone hates me think of something original