Best Movie Quote...EVER

[Bugeera]

THISONEGUY-What are you doing here?
OSCARTHEGROUCH-A very brief camio.
THISONEGUY-Me too.

The Great Muppet Caper  

[analog_warrior]

Angela~ "I don't believe in the Devil."
Constantine~ "Well you should. Because he believes in you."

Jim West~ "Actually I was gonna stuff your little half-a-a** in one of these cannons and fertilize the landscape with you."

Yoda~ "Think not; Do."

Robin Williams~ "Guns don't kill people. Apes on horseback with guns kill people!"  

[Vixen Rose Whip]

This one's from The Producers. It's when Max is in jail and seeing his life flash before his eyes.

And I see my mother, in a worn but clean gingam gown. And she's calling out to me, "Alvin! Don't forget your chores! The milk needs'a curdin and the cows need'a milkin! Alie! Alviiiin!"-
Wait. My name's not Alvin. I never lived on a farm. I'm not a HILBILLY! Someone else's life is flashing before my eyes!  

[Bugeera]

What if there is no tomorrow? There wasnt one today.

From Groundhogs Day  

[Shadedsolace]

"Dude, where's my car?"

---Dude, where's my car?
Like one of the crazest movies ever! xd  

[Xenentos]

Jimbo10230

"You sold me queer giraffes!"
-Gladiator

lmafo that movie was awesome  

[Javinus]

"I'm never going anywhere without my towel."
-Arthur Dent, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy  

[Midnight Blue Phoenix]

"Milk Duds." --Gremlins  

[Chazzzzz]

"Every living thing dies alone."

Donnie Darko.

"Oh yes, haha, there will be blood."

Saw II

 

[Malekhi]

"Nothing happens ot a man that he is not fitted by nature to bear"
- Galdiator

"If you really want to hold my heart in your hands, then you find all the pieces"  

[Malekhi]

oh i just thort of another one, but it is a few lines, not just the one.

"Oh wow, a word with 4 Syllables. do you want some ice before your brain overheats?"

"Sure, you could chisel some off your heart... if you can find it..."

- xXx  

[dothackRAVE]

My favourite is a very basic, but profound one:

"Free your mind." -- Morpheus, The Matrix  

[Mistress S. Black]

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[bulmaluvr420]

~Evil_Ferret~

"But where's the rum?"

Caiptain Jack Sparrow xD

Nooo, I believe it's "But why is the Rum gone?!" xD

My personal favorite is something along the lines of "Become one of us. All you have to do is go to sleep"
From Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Jeez, the title of that movie sounds perverted.