Hey! Pizza Guy! Where`s My Order?

[Parisian Loafer]

My toungue is severed now, thanks to you. blaugh

Oy, Pizza dude! Can I have a pizza with the most delicious topping combination known to man, but made micro-sized?  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

NUUUUUUUUUU WHY SO SMALLL!?!?!? *slowly eats it*

Hey! Can I get a Squid ink pizza with bird doo rubber and Legos? But FIRST! Make the crust dirt  

[Milk the Strange]

Gah! gonk

......... :: munch gag cough ::

Mr. pizza guy! I wanna cardboard crust pizza with hairballs, rusty nails and used tissues.  

[Hellokitty_angelx]

♥ Hehe . . . just what I wanted. . .
:gulps down: Ewww. . . .
Mr PIZZA MAN!! I would like an order a pizza
with extra mayonaise with sausage and a huge chunk of
fish with extra hair on it with eyeballs. ♥

 

[Oakeyo]

Mr pizza guy id like a cannibal pizza forget the tony blear just top it with some gordan brown  

[Christian Monroe]

*gags* what is wrong with you? *gags and eats pizza quickly*


"Hello, Pizza guy? I'd like a pizza with battery acid, dung beetles, and and gravel, please."  

[background tanks]

I need to recharge my battery, thanks so much! *flicks off fung beatles and eats*

Pizza guy? I'd like to order a pizza with dog poop and radioactive gunk.^^  

[dgfhjkjhf]

Umm.. Delicious. *Looks at pizza* Or not. *Turns into Domo-kun and quickly gulps it down* domokun

Hey, Pizza-man! I want to order a pizza with soap, plastic and some hairstrays!  

[sweetasabunny]

slatheres on ooohhh this is great for my hair!
"hey pizza man, I want a metal crust with glass shards glue, dog doo, and stardust in it."
(come quck!)  

[baconpatrol]

i shall be nice person above me, cheese pizza ^.^ if you like toppings you can put them on whenever you want  

[The Starduster]

Cheese pizza ! Me like ! xp

"Hey pizza , guy ! I'd like to order a pizza . The one with pineapple , pepper , kitty litter and swiss cheese . I'd also like you to put some double-extra-super-hot chilly sause on it . I heard all pizzas are avaible with a chocolate chip crust , so I'd like it to be with that one . Please , deliver quick !"  

[Taffylover]

Ooh, kitty litter! *chomps down on pizza* I think I need something to drink.....it's a little dry with that litter thrown in.


Yo! Pizza guy! You forgot what I ordered! Fine, I'll run it through again. The pizza sauce is diarrhea, the crust is dried bogeys clumped together, and I don't want cheese-use rubber. Toppings? How about fried evil English teachers along with some eagle talons? I want it pronto!  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

hmm...... needs salt...........

anyway, how 'bout a dead puppy pizza with extra kibble and a side of gerbel.  

[MameJenny]

*Sees pizza* *Dies*

"Hello, pizza dude? I'd like a pizza with kitty litter crust, diarrhea sauce, skin instead of cheese, with pepperoni and dried turds on top. Got that?"  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

" mmmm mmm good........."

"hello, larry's genetically altered pizza and waste disposal emporium. Id like the usual.... you know........ with everything......EVERYTHING......"