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 Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:21 pm
(telemarketer calls to sell tube socks)
telemarketer:can i please speak to m.r oakeyo
oakeyo:yeah ill just go get him
------------------------5 hours later-----------------------
telemarketer:heloooooo, heloooo ,m.r oakeyo
-------------------------2 hours even later---------------
oakeyo:sorry he's not in
(telemarketer calls to sell sheep testicles)
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 3:30 pm
(telemarketer calls to sell sheep testicles)
I'm sorry, I haven't worn out my first set of those. . . call back later.
(telemarketer calls to sell facial hair)
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:42 am
(telemarketer calls to sell facial hair)
im sorry paris hilton gave me some of her moustache already
(telemarketer calls to sell telemarketer)
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:45 am
(telemarketer calls to sell telemarketer)
Are you the telemarketer that's on sale? May I murder you for waking me in the midst of my sleep after my purchase?
(telemarketer calls to sell counterfeit money)
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Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:44 am
(telemarketer calls to sell counterfeit money)
Counterfeit money, eh? Lemme check the wikipedia entry for that...
:takes paper bag and fiils it up with air, waits a second, and pops it right next to the telephone:
ARGH! I've been shot! :hangs up:
Hehehe...
(telemarketer calls sellling model katana)
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:29 am
oah does it work... can i chop your head off with it!
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:39 am
(telemarketer calls to sell an empty post)
STOP BOTHERING ME! MY HEADS STUCK IN THE FRIDGE!
(telemarketer calls to sell your soul)
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:49 am
(telemarketer calls to sell your soul)
how did you get that O_O
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how much ¬¬
(telemarketer calls to sell some cheese with your wine cheese_whine )
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 6:56 am
(telemarketer calls selling some cheese with your wine)
I'M UNDERAGE, DAMNIT! I DON'T DRINK WINE! scream
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What kind of cheese?
(telemarketer calls selling something shiny)
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 11:19 am
(telemarkrter calls to sell something shiney)
is it a knife? is it sharp enough to slit my wrists? i hope it is coz i just had my car clamped and your ringing me 12'o' clock in the frickin night!
(telemarketer calls to sell you a paperclip)
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:33 am
How about I use that paperclip to clamp your mouth shut forever?
[telemarketer calls trying to sell goat cheese]
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:23 pm
[telemarketer calls trying to sell goat cheese]
if its called goat cheese, why isn't it ment for goats?
[telemarketer calls to sell earwax candles]
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:43 pm
[Telemarketer calls to sell earwax candle]
Sorry, I already made my own.
[Telemarketer calls to sell pie]
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:57 pm
(telemarketer call to sell pie)
Pie? Is it Telemarketer pie? If not, i can quickly make it one.. twisted
(Telemarketer calls to sell you)
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Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:03 pm
(Telemarketer calls to sell you)
Me? Please... I'm still trying to return the old me before the 30 policy expires.
(Telemarketer calls to sell your grandma's undie-pants 4laugh )
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