Unfortunately , Fortunately

[the action figure]

fortunatly the crow only eats dryer lint...  

[Inaria Meleasare]

unfortunatly there isn't any  

[GoldenFraggle]

Fortunately since you are a caterpiller and not dryer lint the crow flies away and leaves you alone !  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Unfortuantely, there is now a kid with a magnifing glass standing over you with intent to roast a caterpiller  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Fortunately some ants get his attention and he decides to torture them instead.  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Unfortuantely, you are now going to be run over by the ants that are stampieding in your direction!  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Fortunately, they're smaller than you and not that heavy.  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Unfortunately, there are millions of them!!!  

[Italian Jelly Bean]

fortunatly some fat kid sits on them and kills most of them leaving only five left  

[Wolf Berserker]

unfortunately, 3 of the 5 remaining ants are necromancers, and raise their dead as ZOMBIEBUGS!!!!!  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

Fortunately, that kid with the magnifying glass comes back, and roasts the zombie ants and the necromancer ants.  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Unfortunately, you are still a caterpillar, the kid's lust for killing bugs is not over, and you are the only bug nearby...  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Fortunately, a butterfly flies by and the kid is distracted so you can make your escape!  

[xxShizz_]

fortunately, i am in a good mood and i wont say how unfortunate it is that we are all going to die someday! =D just grand.  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Considering that was both, I'll start with a fortunately.... So.....

Fortunately there will be a lot of happy days and night until we die.....