corrupt a wish

[SixxFixx]

granted but the first day you're on air you get hit in the head by a light...sorry

i wish i had my own personal guitarist right now  

[Dez Aisu]

granted but it was michael jackson
i wish the person below me had to just grant the wish and only that and he grants how the person who wished wanted try to corrupt that  

[SixxFixx]

grants wish no catches

i wish i had a pet turtle  

[Not Always Here]

Wish granted...but the turtle doesn't eat any of the food you feed it and dies...

I wish I didn't need to feel sad.  

[Dez Aisu]

granted but you fell sick now
i wish i could have everything i wanted and it wasnt broken i could control it and it is not evil (try to beat that im not famous for getting around things for nothing)  

[Skizlersan]

granted, but you get abducted by aliens, and you get used in science experiments and you die, thus you cant enjoy it

I wish Coldplay had more than a few good songs.  

[Auntie Erin]

granted, but the record label refuses to release them.

I wish that I could have all A* results in my exams  

[Dez Aisu]

granted but you get send to college and you dont know anything so they suspect you of cheating and you get zeros in the end

i wish i had a mclaren f1 and it worked and was not broken and dont get into car crash or pulled over  

[vgraceabutterfly]

Dez911

i wish i had a mclaren f1 and it worked and was not broken and dont get into car crash or pulled over

Granted but your so ekcited you stab yourself in the eye with your keys so you can't drive.

I wish that my house was emaculate (which may or may not be spelled right...) Aka really really clean, and tha i had a mi=aid service.  

[amusedandconfused]

Granted...but the maid is a con artist and steals all your things.

I wish I'd stop having anxiety attacks.  

[skeemz18]

wish granted but a day later you are diagnosed with arthrytis tht kinda sucks
i wish i could travel the world free and with only my family! mrgreen  

[Nono Firerose]

You and your family are placed into a test rocket to be shot around the world. Unfortunately it crashes in the atlantic.

I wish I didn't have to work at Wal-Mart.  

[bulbasaur27]

granted but now you work a taco bell

i wish i was a black belt in judo  

[Pure Rose Artemis]

granted mrgreen but the next day, your fired for missing an important meeting rofl

I wish I was part cat 4laugh