The "You Are Banned" Game

[Garynook]

I ban you for interrupting.  

[LittleTnCo]

I ban you for banning me for interrupting bcz you interruptus alotus.  

[Garynook]

I ban your shoes  

[LittleTnCo]

Wha? I can't even see me shoez.
I ban you fer not banning me instead. surprised  

[Garynook]

I ban you because theyre smelly.  

[LittleTnCo]

Here ye; here ye, I ban thee because thine has no good smelling nose.  

[Garynook]

Here yeself for I banneth thou for assuming my shoes ought to have noses whilst all my shoes need are splatterdashes to keepeth thee splashes away.  

[SixxFixx]

you're banned because you weren't online when i was  

[LittleTnCo]

Yur banned bcz yur eyez scare me ninja
(Sorrie; couldn't think of anything else).  

[Garynook]

I BAN U B/C UR WHOLA AP3ARANCA SCAERS ME!!1!1  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

You're banned cuz I could barely understand that.  

[Garynook]

I ban you because I used a translator for that.  

[Zinigeist101]

I ban you beacause you had to use a translator for that  

[Garynook]

I ban you because I wish there was a reverse translator as well.  

[oOoMercury MadnessoOo]

I ban you because I don't have a cool hat like that!