corrupt a wish

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you only have a cat's body with a human head, arms, and legs.

i wish that the lines were open longer so i could have interviewed motley last night  

[Taffylover]

Granted, but then you got nervous and stuttered throughout the whole thing.

I wish that I could never get sick again in my life.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but only after you find out you've been diagnosed with cancer.

I wish I could stay up all night for the rest of my life and never be tired.  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Granted, but you're bored out of your mind instead...

I wish I got paid more  

[Skizlersan]

granted, but America turns into a dictator ship, and all of your precious money gets taken away from you sad

I wish I could find my first job sad  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Granted it's Sonic... They'll hire anyone

I wish the final book of the Twilight series was out now...  

[Skizlersan]

granted, but they have legs, so you can never keep it still long enough to read.

I wish scrubs never ended sad  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Granted but how funny can a jar of dirt be?
(no reference to POTC was intended... lol)

I wish my head didn't hurt...  

[Taffylover]

Granted, but now your stomach hurts.

I wish that I had Swedish Fish right now...  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but they're too stale and you throw them away.


I wish my friends would keep talking to me.  

[Skizlersan]

Granted, but they talk so much their mouths fall off, and they sue you for ruining their precious face.

I wish rain was not needed to make rainbows.  

[Chell of Aperture]

.Granted but they make towering infernos instead, and the rain has already passed, so you're screwed.

I wish Aperture Science existed and i was the first test subject.

 

[silverlum45]

Granted, but you are going to die in chamber 19.

I wish I was able to fly.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted, but then one of your wings breaks and you have to wait a long time before you can fly again.

I wish I could go to Hot Topic.