what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

punch him with my face.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd slice him into pieces before he could even land a hit.  

[kerrowe]

I would be hoping the blood on his swords aren't mine.  

[Holy Cupcakes Batman]

I would cuddle and snuggle and pet overenthusiastically and make inaudible noises.  

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

be overly relieved that you're not a guy or animal of some kind.  

[Holy Cupcakes Batman]

Be concerned at the number of small animals in my bed.  

[kerrowe]

be a bit scared by the random noises.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

....uuhhh  

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

steal his dogtags and shout out "KILL CONFIRMED!!!"  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Ride his ponies  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Oh, god. I am in Hell.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Well, considering there's an explosion about two miles away, and the flaming carcasses of infect nymphoids and running for us, yes. You are in hell. now help me clean up!  

[KBiT]

Take your nuclear holocaust and get the hell out of my jungle! scream  

[wolf_with_a_dragon]

Why is your bed on my bed?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Ponies don't belong in bed.