The "You Are Banned" Game

[SixxFixx]

You're banned for having a sword  

[Cerebral Perception]

banned for banning someone with a sword  

[SixxFixx]

You're banned for not knowing that I do not fear a sword  

[Cerebral Perception]

banned because if you ever meet me, you will, you will ..... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  

[CresentMoon14]

Your banned for an obvious evil laugh!  

[Garynook]

I ban you for being as malicious.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

your banned for stealing master cheifs helmet.  

[Garynook]

I ban you because it isn't Master Chief's Helmet. I'm Spartan 204 and best player of the Spartan Baseball division.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

your banned because my sword hates baseball.  

[Garynook]

I ban you because My baseball bat "Force a Nature" Dun like your sword either.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

your banned because your bat is apparently alive.  

[Garynook]

I ban you because your sword isn't the only animate object of warfare.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

your banned becuase that quite impossible since the process of catching a demon, putting it in a pentagram, and putting in in a weapon is a complex process that could take melliums and aluminum bats are a relatively recent invention.  

[Garynook]

I ban you for assuming it got animated in the same way.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

your banned because besides putting a shard of soul edge in your bat there no other way to "animate" a item.